popi i miss you :(


GO WINGS!!!!!!!

The cruise was way to short.............. I want to take another one ASAP

I'm going to be cruising the Caribbean until Sunday, what will you be doing?

work has been really slow the last week. I mean so slow I will make just enough to pay my bills then be broke for the next two weeks. Good thing my cruise is a gift and I don't have to pay jack shit, gotta love all inclusive eh? I didn't have any appointments today because of the holiday weekend and same for Tuesday. This sucks in a very epic way I NEED MONEY SO I CAN MOVE!!!
Its been pouring rain since Monday, like buckets of crazy rain. I will be down here six years come Ocotber and never once has it rained all day and all week, very weird. I mean back home in Detroit it was nothing for weather like this but down here you get rain for about 45 mins everyday then it clears up and is sunny and that is only in the summer months. I just hope there isn't shitty weather while on the cruise, I would hate to miss work and making $$ to be trapped in a cabin all day LOL.
Man I so need to win that lotto!!! I did win 50& on a scratcher this week though!!!!

I am craving pizza. like really really bad......... I WANT PIZZA!

I have been a schlub about updating but I have been busy with stuff. nothing important to report just the weather has been good so I have been spending a lot of tome outside. Reading in the hammock like its my job, swimming and just all around feeing so much better now that I am on some meds. Don't worry popi I still day dream about you as my pool boy and us winning the lotto.
My savings is growing for my move to Boston and that makes me happier too. I just wish I could put more money away each check them I am able too. I have a few thousand now and I plan on moving in November so I should have a nice 'cushion' if I keep up at this pace. Anyone feel like donating to me feel free to do so!!! Kidding of course.

Me in the hammock :)

Denis Leary was so funny last night my sides hurt when I left. It as non stop laughing from start to finish and yes he did the ASSHOLE song :)

Seamus has a cold in his eye and I got to wake up to him furiously rubbing it all over the place. Poor little guy. I had all kinds of sympathy for him until I got into the loo and saw dried up dog eye boogers all over the side of my face. Obviously that little brat was doing that on and off all night and used my face and a wipe. ICK!!!!

My Immaturity Knows No Bounds
By Kristina Pace
age 37

Today on the way home from the library there was a man in the middle of my road. You know those surveyor dudes? well he was doing his thing in the middle of my road. I crept up on him and waited. And waited. And waited. The son of a bitch didn't hear my car or was sooooooooooo into his work didn't care. I figured fuck him so I laid on my horn and scared the living bejezzzzzzzzus out of him. He jumped about 10 feet. I laughed my ass off, needless to say he was mad as hell and let me know it. Oh but it was worth it.

The End.


p.s. Popi I think this beats the cherry incident.

waking up with a sinus headache sucks

Seamus and I saw an alligator today.

oh for fucks sake

ugh!

So like the doofus I am I managed to lose my phone this past weekend. I was planning on getting a new one, a better more expensive one in the near futures but alas I had to Saturday afternoon. I got a Pantech Matrix with out a contract for a pretty good deal over at Sam's club then went to ATT and have them hook up for a pay as you go plan. .

I am shocked at what a tech moron I have become considering I was in the IT field for so many years. It took me most of Saturday evening and a good part of Sunday to figure out that damn phone. There are tons of features on it that I still should figure out how to use but I am not going ever use.

As for my old phone, who ever finds it HA HA I am one of those people who never cleans out their texts or voice mails... yeah if they read those I am sure they will get an eye full. Hell some dirty perv will really enjoy them :) I have to say I would have stressed out big time just a few weeks back that someone found it and read it blah blah blah...... but I have to say I realize in situations like this I can see how much I have improved because, like my old self would have, I find it super funny someone could be reading all these really raunchy funny texts.

I didn't do much this weekend sort of laid low after all the shenanigans last week and my rib still on the mend. I did go have a burger and bullshit with Jessie the bartender last night but other then that didn't do much at all.

Please excuse the fact it was taken with my cell and the fact I look like a major retard but check this the fuck out!!!!




yup! That's me and Pete from the Bouncing Souls. Ladies his lips are nice, how do I know you ask? Because I have no shame and sucked face with him :) How could I not he's dreamy and my fave. He was drinking before the show at the same bar we were. All the underaged hot topic punk kids had to wait in line across the street while us old farts were having pints and hanging out.

Yes the show was really good the fact the venue holds max like 300 made it super cool. Although by the end of the show it stunk to high heaven like boy BO.






This is me and my friend Don who I went to the show with. He pretended he didn't know me whilst I acted like a stupid groupie.

i hate my cell phone


fuck my cell phone


i think i will blow it up with an m80 as soon as a i get a new one next week.


damn dirty technology!!!!!

this is one of those songs when I hear it once its in my head all day. it was on the radio when I was running errands and I can't stop singing it.

for shits and giggles here is the original

So my mind is racing all over. I can't seem to focus on one thing today. I am a freak. Not having manic or bad thoughts just can't seem to focus. I was at the mall tonight and I had a hard time focusing on what I needed to do, I was like a freaking savant distracted by things that glitter. I had to get some undies again because something weird happened with my body I haven't lost that much more weight but the exercise is changing my body. so I had to get undies again but not bras thank god. I hate my hips and ass though - ick! See I veered off, distracted I am so distracted!!!

While at the mall I also bought the greatest T-shirt ever made. It has shamrocks right on my boobies and its says 'MY LUCKY TA TA'S' the money for the shirt went to breast cancer, how fucking awesome is that? Popi should pick one up for you? we could go out on the town and be twins!

Bear is doing better since his stroke too. I haven't posted really about it because I am one of those freaks who thinks if you talk about something you want badly you curse yourself. But you really wouldn't know he even had one. I worry though because he will be 11.

I am also getting discouraged because I haven't had a single response to any resume I sent out. I know it hasn't been that long but it makes me worry. I really was hoping to find another job here to get back into the office swing before moving. What if I can't find one? I really think because I go from all this IT work to being a dog groomer makes people pass right over me. I hope not but I think they do.